Total Medals Earned: 208 (From 15 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,520 Points
Medals Earned: 7/9 (100/200 points)
Lose the game
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/310 points)
Get hit 5 times in 5 seconds
Come back 5 seperate times to play
Get a score of 15,000
Jump to a really far away platform
Fall really far but don't die
Fall to your death
Play one round collecting only coins. Get three.
Attain 25,000 points in one round
Garner 50,000 points in one round
Gather 1,000,000 points in total
Climb 10,000 pixels without taking damage
Vaporize 75 globs of goo on your forcefield
Climb 7,500 pixels with the lowest amount of health possible
Get hit by goo of every color in one round
Get one hundred THOUSAND points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (100/220 points)
Achieve Ending 5
Achieve Ending 1
Achieve Ending 2
Achieve Ending 3
Achieve Ending 4
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/500 points)
Serve a drink correctly.
Serve 25 drinks correctly.
Serve 50 drinks correctly.
Serve 100 drinks correctly.
Turn away a customer with invalid ID.
Lose a game.
Serve a drink with bourbon, scotch, and beer in it.
Get a score of 5,000
Get a score of 20,000
Get a score of 50,000
Get a score of 100,000
Do a front flip over the bar counter.
Serve a drink containing both cola and milk.
Serve a drink with no alcohol or mixers.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Checked out the art gallery.