mhb's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[I wanna be a terrorist]

no ponit in politics

nice point of the song, but still, nobody cares enough. he's a trophy with no real job. just an executive of a bunch of bratty little kids with big exploding toys. big deal. i got five nukes in my ass.

[MK vs. SF]

amazing flash but...

c'mon dude. ken? what in the hell were you thinkin'? if ryu kicked raiden's ass then ok. but not his carbon-copy. plus raiden woulda won anyways, ya know why? 'cause mortal kombat is so much better than street fighter. so much better. and that's fact not opinion. so i gave it a ten 'cause it was a bad ass flash. but you had the wrong guy win. I CHALLENGE YOU TO MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!!

[MGS 3: Crab Battle]

err!!!! aghhh...

crab battle!!!

[MMZ - Omega X Fight]

crap

completely choppy even for sprites. very bad battle. crap.

[Is That Coffee?]

the all new rice krispie treats

fully equipped with all you need to survive in the wilderness of the school lunch room. trade it for some pringles and you shall see.

HippoOfDoom responds:

LOL, Ahhhhh that's a great tagline.

[Biggest Fear]

exploding teeth!!!!!!!

exploding teeth or the worst. one time i saw this dude get punched in the face and his jaw exploded and his teeth were no different. BAM! gone. explosions all around. his face was never the same again and his skin hung down like a turkey neck on his cheek.

[DucktaleZ 3]

Good but...

scrooge should never have won, or been put in a flash for that matter. a lucky dime, ha! he should stick to the booze and drink away his cashflow and hook me up with a ferrari. and an arena so i can rock out all day on stage to cardboard cutouts 'cause nobody will listen to me play.

Macaroni-Penguin responds:

This is going in my favorite reviews archive.

[story of a loser]

awesome

beautifully executed. all the other kids look the same uniform stereotypical drones that they really are. the fact that he got snuffed in the face and then didn't get up and wail on that turd was kinda crappy but it rocked regradless. awesome work.

[Zombies Bite (Teaser)]

you need to finish this

if you don't finish this i'll be forced to decapitate myself 'cause i won't be able to stop thinkin' about what's gonna happen in it. finish it please!!!

[JFK conspiracy]

shoulda finished it

woulda gave it a 5 and a ten if you finished it... but you didn't. so i gave it a zero and a blam. finish stuff before you submit it man. gosh. nobody needs to think about j.f.k. for a few seconds let alone say, what the shit? nobody. government is bad for you. don't think about it. and get a Life.